If I owned it, I wouldn't be below the federal poverty level.  I'd be off on a ranch somewhere playing World of Warcraft, rather than taking a break from grading papers.

This little snippet is set about a year and a half after the Hand of Thrawn duology.

Kid-friendly, mother approved...

If it belonged to me, I'd be writing it myself, because there is too much opportunity for comedy.

( Mitchell tells Vala that Santa Claus is an Ancient. )

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Author: CarrKicksDoor
Title: Degrees of Control

Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Spoilers: Through 3X09 and one teeny bit from “The Return” but not plot wise and you’d never know unless you’d seen it.

Pairings: Sparky

Summary: From Hell’s Gate, I spit at thee.

Rating: No one under 18 or over 75, por favor, for the nekkidness and the sex.

Word Count: 5708

Disclaimer: If Stargate belonged to me, I’d be writing it and making money, instead of this.

Notes: For sparky_sparks September.  Yes, it’s horribly late, but most things with me are.  Apologies.  I had the first time prompt and a dark fic with John being controlling of Elizabeth.  I believe I interpreted first time somewhat broadly (as in first time with each other) and as for the second, you will have to judge.  There’s controlling, but as for the dark?  Maybe not so much. (This is carrole's fanfic journal.)  Part 2 is here.

Author: CarrKicksDoor
Title: The Watchers
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Spoilers: Through “The Real World.”
Pairings: Sparky
Summary: “Have you ever had a dream so real that when you woke up, you weren’t sure it didn’t happen?”
Rating: Kid friendly, mother approved.
Word Count:1989
Disclaimer: If Stargate belonged to me, I’d be writing it and making money, instead of this.
Notes: For eleigh.

This is partially because I have the crazy-ass collection of music, but as I was looking through this, I was somewhat stunned at the music that I write L/K to.

So, here's my playlist, in a mostly artistic alphabetical order, since that's the way iTunes has it organized Also, since I'm procrastinating. This is also not a full list, since I don't have all my music on my computer at the moment.

1. (Maria) Shut up and kiss me - Willie Nelson, Rob Thomas and Bill Evans
2. Lady Marmalade - Christina Aguilera, Mya, Lil' Kim and Pink
3. Clocks - Coldplay
4. Walk into the Sun - Dirty Vegas
5. All the Girls Love Alice - Elton John
6. Goodbye Yellow Brick Road - Elton John
7. Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress - the Hollies
8. Need You Tonight - INXS
9. I'll Have To Say I Love You In A Song - Jim Croce
10. I Walk the Line - Johnny Cash
11. Hurt - Johnny Cash
12. I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry - Johnny Cash
13. Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash
14. There'll be Peace in the Valley For Me - Johnny Cash
15. Blinded By the Light - Manfred Mann's Earth Band
16. Fever - Michael Buble
17. Sway - Michael Buble
18. Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd
19. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
20. Still Crazy After All These Years - Simon and Garfunkel
21. Slip Slidin' Away - Simon and Garfunkel
22. Sound of Silence - Simon and Garfunkel
23. Burning Down the House - Tom Jones
24. Vertigo - U2
25. Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys - Willie Nelson and Matchbox Twenty
26. El Tango de Roxanne - Ewan McGregor, Jose Feliciano and Jacek Koman
27. I'll Fly Away - Alison Krauss and Gillian Welsh

Author: CarrKicksDoor
Title: Love is Kind
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica
Timeframe: Lay Down Your Burdens Part 1
Keywords: L/K
Summary: Neither of them were lying, but neither of them were telling the truth either.
Word Count: 277
Status: Complete
Notes: A stream of consciousness.

( Love is Kind )

Title: Cum Tacent Clamant
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica
Characters: Galactica
Prompt: 003. Endings
Word Count: 583
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: My series focuses on one character without an actor: the Galactica. Slight Lee/Kara, spoilers and speculation through 2.11.

( Cum Tacent Clamant )

Title: In totidem verbis
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica
Characters: Galactica
Prompt: 002. Middles
Word Count: 186
Rating: G.
Author's Notes: My series focuses on one character without an actor: the Galactica. Features Dee.

( In totidem verbis )

This section is unexpurgiated, and therefore deserves a higher rating than the one posted on the JC. In other words, if you don't want to see Hobbie getting laid, don't read this version. Check out the one on the JC.


( Doppelganger: Part 2 )

To those I've spammed this evening with first the BSG fic, and then four pieces of a Star Wars fic. I live for the day when LiveJournal lets me update with an infinite amount of characters so I can post an entire short story in one post. It will indeed be nice.

To those that do bother to read the Star Wars story, there is more pilot!fic on the way.

To those that do bother to read the BSG story, there is more of that on the way as well.

Eventually, I will grow out of fanfiction. I don't expect it to be anytime soon. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go frak up Hobbie Klivian's life.

( Unfit for a Normal Life: Part 4 )

Author: CarrKicksDoor
Title: Unfit for a Normal Life
Fandom: Star Wars
Timeframe: Two and a half years post the Hand of Thrawn duology
Keywords: Wes Janson, Shalla Nelprin, Inyri Forge, Wraith Squadron
Summary: Drama. Romance gone wrong. Espionage. And that was the easy part.
Status: Complete.
Notes: Part of the Quotation Roulette challenge. Also late. But I was sick. That's my excuse. Also, Elli loves me and will let me be late. Will be posted in four separate parts as I get it edited.

Insanity is a minority of one. ~ George Orwell

He had no wisecracks to offer now. He could only offer one of his other skills, one that might make him unfit for a normal life when this war was finally done. The skill that made him proficient at killing people...Janson didn't sight in—he aimed by instinct, by the natural point of his weapon, and fired again. The second stormtrooper took the shot in the dark visor material over his right eye. ~ X-Wing: Solo Command, Aaron Allston


( Unfit for a Normal Life: Part 1 )